A haiku (composed at Glastonbury)

By pouletnoir

Chai tea and tai chi
Is it a coincidence
They both attract twats?

2 Responses to “A haiku (composed at Glastonbury)”

  1. rivergirlie Says:

    the luminous beauty of your words has inspired me to snort hot tea down my nose (not chai, i hasten to add).
    are your feet dry yet?

  2. pouletnoir Says:

    Tremendous. Tea snorting (or, at least, making people laugh) is the black chicken’s raison d’etre. There are parts of me that will never be dry again. I had to wait for a bus for 90 minutes standing in a heavy drizzle with no shelter but a ripped poncho. “Nothing is worth this,” I thought. It was like the Battle of the Somme, but without the warming effect of an enemy barrage.

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