Name: The Credible Hulk
Special Powers: Empowered with the strength of a weightlifter and the speed of an athlete, the Credible Hulk can leap tall buildings with a single helicopter ride.
Name: The Amusing Spiderman
Special Powers: Simply heaven at parties when, after a few drinks, he will roll up his trousers to reveal his spindly and surprisingly hairy legs.
Special Powers: Diplomatic savoir-faire among bureaucrats of supranational institutions including the United Nations, the World Bank and the International Cremation Federation enables Supraman to distribute business cards at a rate of five per minute and spot a prawn vol-au-vent at 50 yards.
Name: Lieutenant America
Special Powers: Due to the limitations of cryogenics, Steve Rogers possesses the strength and reflexes of an all-American super soldier but shows no vital signs and refuses to respond to artificial defibrillation.
Name: Dr X
Special Powers: Potentially capable of telekenesis and astral projection, but currently working on his post-doctoral thesis.