Name: The Credible Hulk
Special Powers: Empowered with the strength of a weightlifter and the speed of an athlete, the Credible Hulk can leap tall buildings with a single helicopter ride.
Name: The Amusing Spiderman
Special Powers: Simply heaven at parties when, after a few drinks, he will roll up his trousers to reveal his spindly and surprisingly hairy legs.
Name: Supraman
Special Powers: Diplomatic savoir-faire among bureaucrats of supranational institutions including the United Nations, the World Bank and the International Cremation Federation enables Supraman to distribute business cards at a rate of five per minute and spot a prawn vol-au-vent at 50 yards.
Name: Lieutenant America
Special Powers: Due to the limitations of cryogenics, Steve Rogers possesses the strength and reflexes of an all-American super soldier but shows no vital signs and refuses to respond to artificial defibrillation.
Name: Dr X
Special Powers: Potentially capable of telekenesis and astral projection, but currently working on his post-doctoral thesis.
Le Poulet Noir 
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:48 am |
(Comment by James Crabtree)
The Ex-Men: “Having left their girlfriends, the mutants known as the Ex-Men use their awesome bitterness to bemoan a world that hates and disparages them!”
But Man: “The uncertain Knight of Gotham City fights the clauses of evil, waging war on certainty by the judicious use of negative coordinating conjunctions”.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:49 am |
(Posted by Tom Steinberg)
StairDevil: “Wrongdoers and perps only dare take the lift when StairDevil is patrolling.”
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 at 12:49 am |
(Posted by Tom Longley)
Wander Woman: “Ambiguously motivated; endlessly skipping council care facilities.”
Professor Y: “ButMan’s sceptical sidekick ties his enemies in the labyrinths of childish questioning.”