Wolf gang plank

 

I feel obliged to share my recent discovery of one of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s earliest works, Sea Shanty in G Major. Altogether:

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Bound to make your ewe sick
Pass me an analgesic
And hoist the sails, aye, aye.

Ja! Cosi Fan Tutte
Rum, hard tack and fruit tea
Cutlasses and booty
“Get him,” the sailors cry.