Archive for March, 2006

All that glitters…

Friday, March 3, 2006


Paul Gadd – Gary Glitter to his fans and “that creepy old has-been” to everyone else – protested as he was convicted by a Vietnamese court of committing obscene acts with underage girls that he was the victim of a “conspiracy by you know who”. Of course, all conspiracies are the responsibility of “you know who”, but to whom was Gadd referring?

British newspapers have speculated that it is the tabloid press, which has been known to sink as low as entrapping footballers by hiring prostitutes women to sleep with them, but I can’t escape the possibility that he meant Cadbury-Schweppes.

“Schhh… You Know Who”