There’s nothing to being a theatrical producer. Just remember to buy a pot of geraniums for the leading lady on the opening night and a cactus for the leading man. (If you ever meet a theatrical producer, be sure to repeat this opinion. They will react with their traditional bonhomie.)
But what if you’re casting a production of Five Guys Named Moe in America? The following screenshot, from HowManyOfMe.com, should say it all. Bloody nightmare.
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