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When in Africa

Watch out for bees. Killer bees have a fearsome reputation, but it is worth also keeping an eye out for the following species:

1. Polytheistic bees

2. Idolater bees

3. Blasphemous bees

4. Worker bees (including weekends)

5. Proud orphan bees

6. Adulterous bees

7. Burglar bees

8. Disingenuous bees

9. Covetous bees.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 at 11:29 pm and is filed under Whimsy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “When in Africa”

  1. rivergirlie Says:
    Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 9:04 am | Reply

    keep taking the tablets x

  2. Tom L Says:
    Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm | Reply

    What about those bees that work on the Sabbath?

  3. pouletnoir Says:
    Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 1:01 am | Reply

    Those are the worker bees, at number four.

  4. Tom L Says:
    Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Reply

    I see. Do you think it possible for a bee to covet an ox?

  5. pouletnoir Says:
    Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm | Reply

    Yes, although their offspring would be sterile.

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