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I was once visiting Monkey World in Dorset (great place, full of monkeys) and happened upon a Ring-Tailed Lemur licking its own genitals. My partner at the time said to me: “I bet you wish you could do that.”
I replied: “If I give him a grape, perhaps he’ll let me.”
It was and remains the funniest thing I have ever said.
Any dog that can conceptualise saving its food for some other purpose other than snarfing in the shortest period possible – such as currying favour with humankind – is definitely to be watched carefully. So is the monkey that gives you a grape, points at you and mimes licking its genitals…