What kind of idiots do you think we are?

“You wouldn’t clean your teeth without using a brush,” says the narrator on an advertisement during Top Gear on Dave. “So why don’t you do the same for your skin?”

Well, yes, that stands to reas… wait a minute! What kind of idiots do you think we are? I insist that the narrator be found and forced into a regimen that extends this logic. He must be made to spend a year flossing his hair, soaping himself in mouthwash and having tartar scraped off his testicles with that sharp implement used by dentists in toothpaste advertisements.

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