A conference on mannequins? Ugh. Talk about the objectification of women.
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Two monks walk into a Dostoevsky-themed bar and order drinks. “I’ll have a Karamat,” says one.
“I’ll have a Karamat, too,” says the other.
The barman frowns apologetically. “Sorry brothers, Karamat’s off.”
An acquaintance of mine, T, works for The Times. His job is to vet articles before they go into the paper and weed out howlers. His favourite paragraph of 2010 was this, which speaks for itself:
“He was unique. There will never be another Kenneth McKellar,” said the late singer’s son, Kenneth.
There is no need to take seriously any country that has a fish* on its currency.
Ornithology is for amateurs.
Take care to walk through the correct door in a crematorium.